10. We have nothing to say.
9. We'll update it next week.
8. We are too lazy.
7. Busy trying to be the ninth caller to win tickets to see Steely Dan cover band, "Steely Dave."
6. Too busy listening to comedy in the office.
5. Trying to write jokes that appear to be funny (like #7) takes a lot of time.
4. Too busy praticing our stand-up comedy routines.
3. President Bush makes us so angry we can't concentrate on our website.
2. We'll update it when our quarterly taxes are due.
1. Having a web blog is so 2004.